Naked People on the Roof

So, we have this hot tub on the roof... its a glorious setting with an amazing view and purple twinkling lights all around. Needless to say it is incredibly romantic to be up there alone with your sweetheart; and, as a soon to be married female, I love romance. I love it when couples get engaged on the roof, I'm okay with people making out on the roof... but occasionally the romance goes too far for a semi-public hot tub. I feel that I should mention that the roof is heavily monitored, we have a motion sensor as well as cameras, so I know when people sneak up there at 4am, and I know what they are doing.

Tonight, being a Friday night in downtown Fargo, was crazy. My phone just kept ringing and ringing and ringing. One of those calls was from a group of twenty-somethings staying in one of our rooms, asking if they could use the hot tub. This was at 2am, and usually I would say no because there was obviously some drinking going on and the roof gets slippery, and being drunk in a hot tub is not always a great idea. But it was a group of people, and the person I talked to sounded sober enough to keep her friends from drowning. So I took the cover off the hot tub and let them have some fun. 3am rolls around and a couple of girls are wondering around the lobby in their bikinis, totally drunk. So I decided to put an end to the party. They all went back to their room nicely, without complaint, so I cleaned up after them and went on my way.

At 4am, I noticed that the elevator  was on the roof, so I check the cameras and what do I see. Two stark naked people. I've seen it before- like I said, the roof is very romantic. So I go up there and politely tell them that they need to return to their room. They are obviously embarrassed, and try to sell me on them going to the roof to smoke. First of all, that's illegal, my friends. Secondly... you were naked, I saw the lack of cigarettes. But it really wasn't that bad, we all laughed about it as we rode the elevator back down.

So, to all you hotel stayers out there, if you're staying at a nice hotel that costs more than $150 for a standard room, you can count on there being cameras everywhere. Please don't leave us workers a sticky mess to clean up, its not fun at all. Just don't do it.

As a side note, P!NK's managers are trying to book her a room here tomorrow night, but we are totally sold out for the concert. I'm really bummed that I wont get to meet her. I would totally let her do whatever she wants in the hot tub.