Drunk People Suck

By all means people, get drunk in the comfort of your own home, where you get to wake up the next day and see the chaos you have reeked. But in public, I think tipsy is where you should feel obligated to stop. Especially if, when drunk, you pee in trash cans with your pals. Seriously!? That has got to take the cake for being the most gross thing anyone has ever done in my lobby. To quote a great song from Kickass - I hate you. Please die. And the guy who fell asleep on the couch  in the lobby... I give you kudos for being able to sleep through all the noise from the party going on all around you, but making me call detox to drag your bum out of here, not cool. It took me forever to find their number. I tried to wake you myself, but man, you drunk! I dislike drunks sleeping in my lobby, but urinators, I hate you more.

Whose Hotel is it Anyway?

So I've been working at this amazing hotel for the last three months called the Hotel Donaldson, HoDo as the locals call it. And it never occurred to me until tonight that my job is actually pretty interesting. See, I work the overnight shift here, which consists of two hours of actual work, and six hours of sitting around waiting to go home, hoping that the person who comes in at 0600 is on time. But as I was valeting the car of a certain famous comedian, it hit me. My job is interesting. Sure, I do a lot of laundry, and I do mean a LOT of laundry. But I also deal with some very interesting characters, most of which are very drunk, no thanks to our award winning lounge downstairs. I will say, our martinis are pretty dang good. So, I am starting a blog, so that all you readers who stumble upon my words, have the opportunity to see exactly how ridiculous you might sound when you get hammered.