Whose Hotel is it Anyway?

So I've been working at this amazing hotel for the last three months called the Hotel Donaldson, HoDo as the locals call it. And it never occurred to me until tonight that my job is actually pretty interesting. See, I work the overnight shift here, which consists of two hours of actual work, and six hours of sitting around waiting to go home, hoping that the person who comes in at 0600 is on time. But as I was valeting the car of a certain famous comedian, it hit me. My job is interesting. Sure, I do a lot of laundry, and I do mean a LOT of laundry. But I also deal with some very interesting characters, most of which are very drunk, no thanks to our award winning lounge downstairs. I will say, our martinis are pretty dang good. So, I am starting a blog, so that all you readers who stumble upon my words, have the opportunity to see exactly how ridiculous you might sound when you get hammered.